tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415002264081187335.post2771808223604269482..comments2023-03-24T05:50:13.590-07:00Comments on The Suburbian Siren: PSA from your mother...Don't Fucking Touch Dead Things.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06139481165589786016noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415002264081187335.post-62202662436344741692012-07-02T09:00:27.945-07:002012-07-02T09:00:27.945-07:00OK, where are you? You are much funnier than me an...OK, where are you? You are much funnier than me and I miss the crazy stuff you write. Come back!Emilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18243427784399799169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415002264081187335.post-15470377231224257492012-06-13T20:33:38.075-07:002012-06-13T20:33:38.075-07:00Not OK. Reminds me of a Harry Potter book I once r...Not OK. Reminds me of a Harry Potter book I once read.<br /><br />In a bizarre twist to update this I was informed by the 13 year old boy neighbor that lives in that house that the animal was actually a rabbit. Doesn't matter...it was still dead...we still don't touch it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06139481165589786016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415002264081187335.post-9045017130444091832012-05-30T11:28:55.852-07:002012-05-30T11:28:55.852-07:00My former neighbor's cat died while walking up...My former neighbor's cat died while walking up our sidewalk to pee on our front porch like he did every morning. It was the weirdest thing. I opened my front door and stepped out to get the mail and there was a cat collapsed in mid-stride on my sidewalk, eyes open and looking perfectly normal aside from the lack of breathing. I went and told my neighbor and he came over, petted the cat, decided it really was dead, and carried it home. That was the weirdest conversation I think I ever had with that neighbor. "Hey, I think your cat is dead ..."Emilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18243427784399799169noreply@blogger.com