Friday, October 7, 2011


Just when your children think that they can't possibly eat one more single, solitary bite of pizza and you throw out, "You can have as many cookies as pieces of pizza that you eat for dinner" they can amazingly scarf down two more pieces of pizza.

The power of incentive.

Don't underestimate it.

Suburbian Siren, who can only imagine how this would go with three teenage a swarm of termites...


  1. What I don't get is, why do you have to bribe them to eat more pizza anyway? Did you get an all veggie pizza or something?

  2. @ EPic Fail- I think it had less do to with not wanting more pizza and more to do with wanting a greater number of cookies.

    @ Naked Steve- I be doing some important shit...mostly surfing Facebook and sneaking 100 Grand bars when my scary exercise instructors aren't looking...


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